Subj: (Chatter)
Date: 5/19/00

Hi Y'all.
I've been in the DC area discussing the impending change to the aviation program and how it will effect the National Guard. Looks like I will be a major player in the development, and implementation procedures. Sometimes I have to control myself not to create regulations that I know will screw certain nemesis's in my career. Just knowing I could do it makes me smile, then I can go back to being the Fine, Highly trained killer that you all know and respect.
I laugh and grumble at the same time when I look at the front of my NSX. I can kill more bugs (this is literal, I counted) driving 20 miles with the NSX than I did driving to Ft. Bragg, NC and back (this is not something I strive to do, it just happens). This means that the Good News is: They designed the body to direct a significant amount of airflow through the intakes to cool the radiators/condensors. But in keeping the car clean the Bad News is: They designed the body to direct a significant amount of airflow through the intakes to cool the radiators/condensors (God isn't copy/paste easy. Do you know how Sylvia?). Well, that's about it except a few other words of wisdom (Miled has the rest). See you Saturdayyyyyyyyyyy, Larry G.

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